playthings

m a g i c t h e g a t h e r i n g
Phelddagrif / Oath of Druids EDH deck tech
How a happy purple hippo can reveal to you horrors beyond comprehension.

Seton, Krosan Protector EDH deck tech
Mono-green combo insanity for your least-favorite meme format.


kaiju

w r i t i n g

Memories of Godzilla on the Earlier Internet
A look back at some of the Godzilla sites of yesteryear, my memories of earlier years of the fandom online, and other rambling. Replete with pics and archival links. Yes, I talk about kaiju girls.


f i g u r e s

Hyper Hobby exclusive Meganula
A weird, rare figure from a Japanese magazine. Don't ask where I posted this first.

Bandai Godzilla 1962 review.
The first ever Bandai figure, and the first ever review. I can just feel your excitement.

Bandai King Kong 1962 review.
Following up Godzilla with his iconic foe. The excitement mounts!


o t h e r

Childhood Godzilla drawings
A comprehensive series I undertook when I was about six years old. As you can see, my capacity for artistic expression has developed little since then. Image-heavy, naturally.


archival

I'm a data hoarder. I feel an overwhelming, ecstatic compulsion to preserve and catalogue things that are meaningful to me, even if I am not particularly happy that they are. These are archived writings by other authors. I try to explain a little bit of my relationship with each on their individual pages. Discretion advised, as ever.


The Durbeen Tarfloe archive

"Fragmentary Annihilation" by "Alexander," AKA The Usual Cannibalism.

The Crackypasta archive

"blowflygirl.txt" and "Deer Maggots" by "Debbie," AKA Blowfly Girl.


other stupidity
"ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING - The Moronic Non-Saga of Esoteric American."



no bottom floor in hell

s i l v e r m u t a n t c h i l d r e n