ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING - The Moronic Non-Saga of Esoteric American.
An exploration of long-forgotten 4chan phenomena. I suppose it's not the worst thing 4chan ever suggested you do with a jar.

Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator: The Ultimate Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Experience
Take on the combined forces of MSNBC, Perverted Justice, local law enforcement, and common morality in the most immersive cyber-fiction experience ever! Do you have what it takes, or will you be just another victim? KID TESTED, MOM APPROVED.

Memories of Godzilla on the Earlier Internet
A look back at some of the Godzilla sites of yesteryear, my memories of earlier years of the fandom online, and other rambling. Replete with pics and archival links. Yes, I talk about kaiju girls.

Yonggary keychain
Did you watch a lot of the Sci-Fi Channel in 2005? Then you may want this stupid keychain.

Bandai "Premium" Super Godzilla review
We're stretching the meaning of premium with this one, kids.

Hyper Hobby exclusive Meganula
A weird, rare figure from a Japanese magazine. Don't ask where I posted this first.

Bandai Godzilla 1962 review.
The first ever Bandai figure, and the first ever review. I can just feel your excitement.

Bandai King Kong 1962 review.
Following up Godzilla with his iconic foe. The excitement mounts!

Childhood Godzilla drawings
A comprehensive series I undertook when I was about six years old. As you can see, my capacity for artistic expression has developed little since then. Image-heavy, naturally.

Phelddagrif / Oath of Druids EDH deck tech
How a happy purple hippo can reveal to you horrors beyond comprehension.

Seton, Krosan Protector EDH deck tech
Mono-green combo insanity for your least-favorite meme format.

Mokey Mokey deck tech
All it takes for the tofu angel to kill you is no banned list.

I'm a data hoarder. I feel an overwhelming, ecstatic compulsion to preserve and catalogue things that are meaningful to me, even if I am not particularly happy that they are. These are archived writings by other authors. I try to explain a little bit of my relationship with each on their individual pages. Discretion advised, as ever.

The Durbeen Tarfloe archive

"Fragmentary Annihilation" by "Alexander," AKA The Usual Cannibalism.

The Crackypasta archive

"blowflygirl.txt" and "Deer Maggots" by "Debbie," AKA Blowfly Girl.